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10 June 2013 @ 11:42 pm
LiTtLe gUrLs  

When my ex was preggers, I didnt care if it was a boy or girl. I really didnt. He was a girl though and I couldnt be happier. He didnt like sports (like me), he didnt like roughhousing (like me), he wasnt very creative (.....ok 2 out of three aint bad).

I was 38 when I was dating Laura. She had 2 little moogies:

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My shaddow was Damian. To him I was a god. The female human with the attitude was Kira. That was us a Starved Rock (although those rocks looked well fed to me since it took forever to climb them).

It was my first experience doing a parent-type-thing for a girl. We went to parks a lot. Most parks we could walk to. "Damian, wanna go to the park?"

Yeah!

"Ok, get your shoes." And he couldnt get them fast enough.

"Kira, wanna go to the park?"

Yes.

"Ok, get your sandals"

Mmmmmmmnnnno.

"Huh?"

Nnnnno.

"Yeah. So we can go to the park."

No.

"You...wanna go to the park?"

Yes.

"Ok...sandals. Orrrrr.....shoes?"

No.

"You want to go barefoot?"

No.

"Good. Because you cant. There may have been hobos breaking glass out there."

Why?

And heeeere came the 'why' questions. Thank goodness my ex came out of the bedroom (after 45 minutes she looked just the same as she did before. Grrr), and screamed "KIRA! GO GET YOUR DAMN SHOES!"

But .....I want to wear my sandals.

.....<---If that is a face, that was mine.

Point being; no matter what age, race, or species, women have their own language that men (spupid as we are) will never understand. I saw it between my dad and my sister. We men just go with the flow. Why else would a grown man let a little shit paint his lips:

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LOL

 
 
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zombie2000: mindflexzombie2000 on June 11th, 2013 04:46 am (UTC)
Ok, I guess I forgot how to add images to le LJ. :(
raks_ramblings: cartoon ringraks_rambleings on June 11th, 2013 10:17 am (UTC)
Awww you look lovely with glossy lips!
zombie2000: tee hee heezombie2000 on June 11th, 2013 01:52 pm (UTC)
Thanks. And she only charged me 3 cookies and a peanut butter cup. :)
The One and Onlykateri_kachina on June 11th, 2013 09:59 pm (UTC)
Lol yeah, we're a crazy lot. ;-)
zombie2000: mindflexzombie2000 on June 17th, 2013 08:55 am (UTC)
LOL Gives new meaning to "I hope you have one just like you!" Next chick I date will have all boys. I dont care if she's a crack whore with7 kids as long as they;re boys. LOL
Maddie's Memory/Mood Musings and Miscellanies: mikesmaddie default journal iconmikesmaddie on June 13th, 2013 02:31 am (UTC)
If you had asked me...
...to go to the park with you, I not only would have gotten my shoes but I would have told you to get a move on. *BG*

Hugs. *HG*

Take care and bye, :)!
Olga/Maddie
zombie2000: tee hee heezombie2000 on June 17th, 2013 09:02 am (UTC)
Re: If you had asked me...
I took a nap one day and woke up to Kira peeling my eyes open all cartoonish. "You awake?"

I am now. Ugh. did you pee?

"no"

Then why is there pee on my stomach?

"Okay listen. Listen...I only went pee pee a little"


That was gross. LOL When that little shit turns 24, I'm going to remind her of that.

PS put your danm shoes on now. Ya'll got parks in Canada, right"
Maddie's Memory/Mood Musings and Miscellanies: mikesmaddie default journal iconmikesmaddie on June 18th, 2013 01:57 am (UTC)
Gee,...
...you have seen the photos of the park that I have went to walks, haven't you? *BG*

Hugs. *HG*

Take care and bye, :)!
Olga/Maddie
zombie2000: giggle killzombie2000 on June 18th, 2013 06:39 am (UTC)
Re: Gee,...
Yes and eww. LOL
Maddie's Memory/Mood Musings and Miscellanies: mikesmaddie default journal iconmikesmaddie on June 19th, 2013 02:54 am (UTC)
What's with...
...the 'ew' part of things?

Hugs. *HG*

Take care and bye, :)!
Olga/Maddie